There’s approximately three things the world is currently obsessed with:
1. Avengers: Endgame (the final Avengers film for you uncultured swines.)
2. Ariana Grande
3. Game Of Thrones Season 8
With only three weeks until the final season of GoT drops, tensions are high.
Every day there is a new fan theory about who will die, how they’ll die, who will end up on the throne, etc etc.
It’s exciting but also stressful; no one wants to think about their favourite character getting beheaded (rip Ned Stark).
But we have something to help you cut through the stress: Game Of Thrones Whiskey.
Yes, it’s as epic as it sounds.
The Game Of Thrones Single Malt Scotch Whisky Collection includes seven different bottles each representing a house of Westeros:
House Targaryen, Baratheon, Tully, Greyjoy, Lannister, Stark, and, of course, the Night’s Watch.
THE BLACK BOTTLE THO.
Each bottle features a Game Of Thrones label, with each house’s sigil and a brief description of why the different scotches have been matched with each family.
For example, the ‘12 Year Royal Lochnagar Limited Edition’ is paired with House Baratheon:
“Similar to Robert Baratheon ruling the Seven Kingdoms upon the Iron Throne, Royal Lochnagar was deemed a whisky worthy of a royal family as it was granted a Royal Warrant after Queen Victoria and Prince Albert visited the distillery in 1848. It opens on malted notes followed by dried apple, pistachio and vanilla,” the product description reads.
The other descriptions are just as badass.
The Game Of Thrones Single Malt Scotch Whisky Collection is a collaboration between DIAGEO and HBO.
You can complete the set with White Walker by Johnnie Walker, another limited-edition whisky.
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Yes, it’s also available in Australia and yes, we need it too.
The White Walker scotch is reasonably priced at $64.99 but the Game Of Thrones Single Malt Scotch Whisky Collection is a bit more pricey ($100-130 depending on the bottle you want).
Honestly, we’re so hyped right now we’re not even thinking about the price tag.
Season 8 drinking game anyone?
– Drink every time Jon Snow looks pained.
– Drink every time Daenerys gets unreasonably defensive.
– Drink every time Arya does a badass thing.
– Drink every time Tyrion says he can’t fight.
We’re onto something.
A hangover, we’re onto a hangover.
The range is available to purchase from liquor stores nationwide from the end of March. For more information on The Game of Thrones Collection Single Malt Scotch Whisky Collection, visit www.malts.com and join the conversation using #GOTSingleMalts.
Images: Supplied, Giphy / Giphy.
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